existential hot mess

Ask me anything   jordan/20/M/cis - - - welcome to disappointment central where you can watch a grown ass man break an ikea table in two over someone being W R O N G (on the internet) 

isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

(via bedsafely)

— 9 hours ago with 15048 notes
#harry potter 
fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

(via lucineblue)

— 9 hours ago with 105173 notes
#insects w  #I.......... SEE................... 
ymutate:

Robert W. Chanler
Leopard and Deer

ymutate:

Robert W. Chanler

Leopard and Deer

(via ghostplum)

— 18 hours ago with 9936 notes
#illustration 
kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

(via coorelightgrey)

— 19 hours ago with 1010 notes
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via captain-jaybird)

— 1 day ago with 230962 notes
#cats 

preoprix:

Ok so I love the whole Sealed Chamber bit in RSE, and I’m excited about revisiting it in ORAS soon. They’re probably one of my most favorite legendaries to get because of the puzzles you had to solve. It creeped me out as a kid and still does, but I still really love it.

BUT HONESTLY THIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY I LOVE THESE GUYS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY

"BLEEPPBLBLBLEPPBLEPP OOMP OOMP OOMP OOMP"

(via cryocumulus)

— 1 day ago with 2861 notes
#pokemon  #hoenn 

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via catrectangle)

— 1 day ago with 119645 notes